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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

share office space ...

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do I identify fake friends in life?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

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