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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 11:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

7-Day High-Protein Diabetes-Friendly Meal Plan to Help Build Muscle, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

United and JetBlue: How the Blue Sky partnership will help travelers, and where there's room to grow - The Points Guy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Can relationship issues cause depression?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Something Mysterious Is Hidden Deep Beneath the Pacific Ocean, and Scientists Can’t Explain It - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

So they tried

No way

Next, they tried...

Meet the Kardashians' plastic surgeons responsible for Kris Jenner's new face and Kylie's 'teardrop' curves - Business Insider

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation