What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 01:15

Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
share office space ...
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I identify fake friends in life?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
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