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12.06.2025 11:26

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Can relationship issues cause depression?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
AI-Focused Apple Music Reboot Said to Be in the Works - MacRumors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
No way
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Then came..